A RP Me AND MY FRIEND DID!!I

A RP Me AND MY FRIEND DID!!
I said on can't be on the phone
Germany: That grammar. e __ e
Italy:but germany you should love my grammar
Germany: GERMANY IS A PROPER NOUN! *gets out whip*
Italy:*yells* whaaa....wait why do you have a whip? "Wha" IS NOT A WORD!*test whip out on curtains*
Italy:*crying* Japan help me!!!
Germany:I don't know who you are, or what you want me to do to you. But, I will whip you if you make ONE more grammar mistake. (You can only use one exclamation mark XD)
(it's should be east to see I'm Italy, but hey your really slow)
Italy:Veh~ pasta!
GermanyI know you are Italy. I'm using a pop culture speech. XD) No pasta! *grabs pasta*
Italy:I didn't even have pasta!
Germany: The pasta was on the counter Italy. (This sounds like a learn English preview XD)
Italy:It was...oh, well you know I'm slow! I have to go and take my medication!
Germany:*grabs your medicine* No!
Italy:Why not?! I get all crazy without it!
Germany:I....*blushing wildly* I... like you crazy...
Italy:The doctor said I have to take my medicine or else bad things happen!
(You ruined it.)(XDD)
(oh okay scratch that than)
(WRITE SOMETHING BEFORE GERMANY PIMP SLAPS YOU)(xD)
Please Germany I need my medicine! *crying*
(YOU STILL RUINED IT)
Germany:*eats your medicine* (Gosh Germany O___O)
Italy:*crying harder* No Germany! Why would you do that!?
Germany:You don't need medicine!
Italy:Why not?!
Germanymfg...*hands you empty bottle of medicine* Its gone now, and I burned all of the supply in the whole world...
Italy:*crying* now I'll start seeing things!!!
Germany:What kind of things? >___>
Italy:Like ghosts and demons! I can see them staring at me now!
Germanywtf...) *Hands you medicine*
*crying* that's the wrong one!
Italy:I need the one you just ate from
Germany:*walks away* *throws bottle away**throws up the medicine**walks back**hands it to you*
Italy:Veh~ it's still not going to help me!
Germany:WHY NOT?! *SMH*
Italy:It's already wet and like the medication wore off when you ate them! I need dry and non-eaten medication! *crying again*
Germany:It's not like I have STD's.... > - >
Italy:Veh~ I can't take any chances!
Germany:YOU DON'T TRUST ME?!?!?!?!?! Fine. *gets in Tank*
Italy:Veh~ your using to many marks! You have bad grammar! *runs in room* The demons are going to get me!
Germany:*jumps out of tank* *bust in room* What did you just say?!?!?!(XDDD)
The demons are going to get me! *leaves e-e *
Italy:I need the medication so bad!
Germany:*comes back with medicine* I lied. The medicine was in my closet.
Italy:Veh~*takes medication* thank you Germany...*takes a pill*
(The medicine was midol) (JK XD)
(what?! Is that!?)
(SEARCH IT UP XD)
(atleast it wasn't viagara)
(Omg.....I'm still not over you not knowing that stuff XD)
(man Germany should say it's viagara than take a pill himself! XD)
(INSULT! XD)
(Omg would laugh my butt off)
(Germany: *pimp slaps you*)
(Germany: I DON'T NEED VIAGRA!!!)
(I love you Germany!)
(I know you don't need viagara...you spelled it wrong! Bad grammar my good man.)
(JK XD)
(Germany: It's "viagra"!)
(Germany: *beats you*)
(XDD)
(okay, okay calm down, we're adults!)(*slaps you* your so ungentle-man like! damn get a life!)
(Germany: *keeps beating you xDD*)
(yeah that's way you try to get with Italy...)(*laughing at you*)
(Germany: *lost* Who are you? e - e Don't tell me you're the albino.)
(Fem! Romano: who do you think I am?!)(I'm insulting you!?)(no wait I'm fuckin' Santa Claus)
(Germany: *walks off to Italy*)
(Germany: I have no time for this...)
(Fem! Romano: should get Spain on you...
(Fem! Germany: *beats Romana xD*)
(Fem! Romano:*pulls her hair* Go fuck my stupid brother or something!)
(Fem! Germany:*punches you in the face* Nein!)
(Fem! Romano:*punhces you in boobies* leave me alone!)(got damn your huge)(like a fuckin' marshmallow)(no wonder fartello likes you)
(Fem! Germany:*tries not to cry XD* *pulls your curl to paralyze you and continues to punch you*)
(Fem! Romano:Really?! Come on now! *punches again in boobies*)
(Fem! Germany:*gropes you with man hands XDD*) ((Fight to the death? o__o))
(Fem! Romano:*yelps* what are you doing?! Leave me alone you lesbian! *kicks you in chest)
(Fem! Germany:You touched my boobs first! *body slams you XD*)
(Fem! Romano:*screaming* Spain help me!!!)
(Fem! Germany:*stops* I hope you learned your lesson.)(*walks away*)
(Fem! Romano:*throws rock at you* What did I do?!)
(Fem! Germany:*turns around* You invaded someone's space. > - > )
(Fem! Romano:who's?!)
(Fem! Germany:You really are naive.)
(Fem! Romano:*stands up* who's space you bastardo!?)
(Fem! Germany:You can figure that out by yourself.)
(Fem! Romano:*screaming* Spain help me!)
(Spain: ZzzzzZzzzZzzzzz.... (XD))
(Fem! Germany:*leaves*)
(Fem! Romano:*kicks Spain* get your butt up!)
(Spain: Huh? What..? = u = )
(Fem! Romano:get up and help me!)
(Spain: *jumps up* What's wrong Romana?! >:U )
(Fem! Italy: ROMANA! ROMANA!~ ; A ; )
(Fem! Italy: *drags you away*)
(Fem! Romano:no I need to talk to Spain! Spain help me!!)
(Fem! Italy: LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! *points to beach*) (*Whales all washed up*)(Fem! Italy: It's scary!!~ TT A TT )
(Spain: ??? O____o I could've swore Romana just woke me up........Oh well..*goes back to sleep XD*)
(Fem! Romano:*kicks her in knee* I needed to Spain and you pull me here to help a stupid whale!?)
(Fem! Italy: *walks into bar* *gets a drink XD*)(Fem! Italy: They're on our beach! TT ~ TT )
(Fem! Romano:*walks to whale* okay, I'll help...hmph! *calls russia* Russia I need you)
(Russia: Uhhh....Okay! ^ J ^)
(Russia: *morphs out of sand*)
(Russia: Hello! )
(Fem! Italy: ..... Q A Q???)(Fem! Italy: *gets drunk at bar XD*)
(Person: What's wrong? o __ o )
(Fem! Italy: I don't wanna talk about it, want to forget about it!! Want to be intoxicated with that special brew...)
(Fem! Romano:*pulls Italy out bar* you were the one who asked for help so your helping to!...*looks at Russia* Russia-chan won't you help us with this big whale?)
(Russia: What do I have to do? o J o)
(Fem! Italy: *is drunk*)
(Fem! Romano:we'll become one of you...if you help with this big whale, cause your the only person who I know who is really strong.)
(Russia: Really?! Well...I do like Italy...*picks up all the whales* *takes them to China* *China cooks them and sells them xD*)
(Fem! Romano:uh...*smiles at Russia* well...here she is *gives Russia Italy* I guess I'll be going!)
(Russia: *grabs Romana* I have both of you, da. )
(Fem! Romano:w-what?! You said you only want Italy!)
(Russia: I wanted both Italys o J o... )
(Fem! Romano:b-but why would you want the mafia?!)
(Russia: Russia has lots of gang violence too ^ J ^ Except...Russia is cold. Italy is nice and warm~)
(Fem! Romano-but I'm to tiny to live with you!)
(Russia: Latvia is smaller than you ^ J ^...)Why not?!
Russia: Okay ladies! Time to become one! ^ J ^
Fem Romana: wait I'm still a virgina
Fem!Romano-I still want to suck some mans dick or any hot guys thingy Don't you want to let us feel left out on that?
Russia: You are not a virgin silly Italian ^ J ^
Fem!Romano-You know I have relatives in Russia, their always talkin' about how it's pretty there
Pussia-I have proof
Fem!Romano-How do you have proof of me and my body!?
Russia-*takes out video* America got them for me, da.^ J ^
Fem!Romano-stupid Spain, I told him better than to let the window be open....What about sweet Italia. Still not been banged
Germany: D4MN L13! B4NG3D D4T H03 T1LL SH3 W4$ DRY!
(LOLOL XDD)
Russia: Oh. o J o
Fem!Romano-Thank you potatoe bastard!
(Germany made a rap? XDD)
Fem!Romano-Please Russia...we still didn't get tattoes! Like on our butts, to make us look dangerous! Let us get a tattoe atleast that one tattoe!
Russia: ...Tramp Stamp??
Russia: Okay! ^ J ^
Fem!Romano-Oh thank you! Come on Italia we're getting a tattoe!
(who's Italia?!)
(I'll be Italy since you're Romana)
Italy: What are we doing?!
Fem!Romano-We're getting a tattoe and you get to pick for both of us.You want to watch?! *staring at Russia*
Italy: Hmmm..
Russia: Da.
Italy: I want....Pasta!~
Fem!Romano-*hit's Italia* stupid don't make it stupid!
Fem!Romano-I thought you'd say a kitty or something! Not pasta!
Italy: TT A TT YOU SAID I COULD PICK!!
Fem!Romano-Anything, but pasta! Pick one for you and one for me! Plus Russia is going to watch this happen.
Italy:...Germany?? Hmmm...*points to Nazi sign in book*
Fem!Romano-your going to get your ass kicked putting that on your ass.
Fem!Italy: But..
Why don't you pick one? Q A Q
One more time pick a kitten or something nothin' stupid!
Fem!Italy: Well...what about "yolo"?
Fem!Romano- fine...now pick for me!
I heard its quiet a trend these days~!= 7 =
Russia: You have to have the same thing, da.^ J ^
Fem!Romano- *holding butt* stop thinking how it would look on my butt...alright!
Fem!Romano- now pick for me Italia!
Fem!Italy: You get yolo like me Romana! = 7 =
Fem! Romano- hmph! I'm getting...yolo?
Fem!Italy: Yeah! = 7 =
(As she says that, a guy is walking out of the shop with a new tattoo "Fuck YOLO"")
Tattoo Artist: Uh...Can I get the Italians
Fem!Romano- uh....hey let's get this hello kitty tattoe
Fem!Italy: But...What about yolo?? Q A Q
Fem!Romano:I love you to much to get hurt
Fem!Italy: What....? Q A Q
Fem!Romano: let's get...a kitty or a heart
Fem!Italy: Okay...? ; A ;But, I want yolo!
Tattoo Artist: Hello! My'a name is'a Mario!Im'a your tattoo artist!
Fem! Romano: Fine we'll both get yolo
Tattoo Artist: Okay! Lets'a go!!*Leads them to room*
*Russia follows along XD*
Fem! Romano- I guess I'm going first.
Tattoo Artist: I can get'a my brother Luigi!
Then both of you can get it!
Fem! Romano: do you want that Italia?
Fem! Italy: *whispers to you* Depends on how he looks! Q A Q I don't want a creepy pedo!~
Fem Romano- *looks at Russia* go in the room with her well you
Russia: No. ^ J ^ We sit and watch, da. *they sit and watch& **(Oopsie!)
Fem! Romano:*stands up* owie! my butt hurts!
(What? xD)(Too much spain?? XD)
(XD I know right!!)
Fem! Romano- its your turn Italia.
Fem! Italy: Q A Q I don't wanna!
Fem! Romano: *pushes her done in sit* I won't let this go un-called.
Fem!Italy: *hides back XD*
Fem! Romano: Russia! Help me!
Russia: I think that is very cute that Italy is scared, da. ^ J ^
Fem! Romano: help me get her in this chair!
Russia: Okay. *pushes Italy down, turns her around, and straps her up*
Fem! Italy: Q A Q NOOO!!
Fem!Romano: please put yolo on her ass now!
Tattoo Artist: *begins XD* *begins drooling XDDD*
Fem!Italy: *screams XD*
Fem! Romano- calm down just think of Germany or pasta!
Fem! Italy: I can't!!!~~~!~!~!~! TT A TT!!
Tattoo Artist: *tries to touch Italy's butt XD*
(after a few minutes of that the Italian sisters went home with Russia and ate pasta)
Russia: So..How abou it now?^ J ^I have given an extended amount of time, da?^ J ^Now where is my gift?^ J^
Fem!Romano- what do you want?
Russia: I officially have all of Italy now? o J o
Fem!Romano- *pouts* where's our rooms?
Russia: *whistles*
*Baltics come out*
Fem! Romano- *sighs* just show us yourself
Lithuania: Hi, Im Lithuania!
Latvia: Im Latvia...
Estonia: Im Estonia! *wink wink*
(wtf Estonia XD)
Fem! Romano- *points to Estonia* I don't want him near me or Italia!
Russia: ..What?? ^ J ^ Estonia is a nice boy!
Lithuania: Are you two hungry?
Fem!Romano- *points to Latvia* Let him show us are rooms! He looks weak and doesn't want to mess around. Before you shot him.
Fem! Romano- *looks at Lithuania* yeah I'm hunger so?
Lithuania: O___o??? Huh?? ; A ;
Lithuania: Oh! Would you like something to eat??*is shaking XD*
Fem!Romano- hmph...Yeah thank you...
Fem! Romano- can you make pizza?!
Latvia: O-Okay...W-Would you like me to show you after you eat??? ; A ;
Lithuania: I....I don't know...I'll try.
Fem! Romano- *laughs* I like your servants...especially the little one *pats his head*